ironinkpen:

• suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
• staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
  
• *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
• zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
• *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
• “what are you doing” “my best”
  
• shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
• “Bees?”
  

sidryan:

normalize using gender neutral pronouns and language with people who haven’t explicitly told u their gender. do it for the kids

w1tchcraft-reference:

I’m doing free readings to practice!
Some spreads I do:
Past, present, future (for general and relationships)
5card relationship spread
One card pull for any question
And a cat’s tail spread

Please keep in mind I am a busy person and will probably only get to two-three a day until next week (:
Please message me your requests, and take advantage of this before I start charging for tarot pulls!

Love and light, Charley

themaskednegro:

#1 on my list of gaming surprises is the complete lack of censoring of the language on Miitomo.

922703:

My look is attractively ambiguous. Am I cute? Am I ugly? You don’t know . You need a second opinion .

memeufacturing:

me: pencils down
students: *stop writing & put pencils down*
me: I DIDNT SAY “SIMON SAYS PENCILS DOWN” !!!!
students: *all groan and throw their SATs in the trash for the third time*

bratpills:

i get these violent urges and moods where i just want to fight and bleed it’s like an ache in my chest

unclefather:

my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing

cloudbff:

Me: depression isn’t bothering me
Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days*
Me: positive vibes ✌

curiosityconfusion:

How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time.
Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”